scene 3

Scene begins with John walking into the room catching Brittney reading about Narwhals. "I know I'm a nerd." (She had found herself so envious of the article. The idea of pitching tents off the coast of Greenland just to catch a glimpse of something she always wanted to see. The idea of being free enough to make this happen.)

j- "britt I think you have something on your face."

brittney turns her head toward john with concern in her eyes.
b- "What face?"

Her face is now that of James Parrish, Jr.'s.

"Jimmy, what do you think you are doing here?" says john with anger in his tone and shock in his butt.

jimmy - "Screaming at you!!"

The real Brittney bursts through the room and says to john, "Looks like you're day dreaming again!"

This was not the first time John dreamt of a mutated Jimmy/Brittney being. Twice before he had imagined the painful agony of seeing Jimmy's face whilst fucking his wife.

John: "I just can't seem to shake the shit out!"

Jimmy says, "day dream come true!"

John : "whattttt" while turning his head to the left.

Brittney gets on all fours and crawls out of the room.
as she leaves the scene she says "Ya'll want something from the circle k? maybe a sodie?"

"listen I don't want to have nothing to do with corporations," says Jimmy.

"I'll take some Circle K chili bowl" John declares!

Brittney crawls back with a bag in her mouth and says "COME AND GET IT FAGGOTS!"

She stands up only to dump the bag open on Jimmy and John's dinner plate. It is a bag of poo poo.

"Well if i have to eat something, I'd rather it be this shit than Circle k," says Jimmy.

"You know what? I hear that there is some great poo poo platters at the macaroni grill." says John.

"wait what!!!!!!!!!!?" says jimmy and Brittney simultaneously and turns heads to the side.

end scene with an original song coming soon by Jimmy and John.