fetchitude: n. the inner demeanor of one who must retrieve goods and/or services for another, less-fortunate friend.
chorish: adj. an arbitrary feeling during the course of an activity usually associated with pleasure.
glovant: n. a teller of tall tales of world travels by one who has never, in fact, left his/her hometown.
esecterent: n. 1) the foam produced by the simultaneous sipping of a carbonated beverage and induced laughter. 2) one infamous for his/her appetite for the remains of dead birds.
spindelpholeen: v. to fondle any number of DNA strands.
trangromery: n. an alcohol-induced state of depression. those suffering intensely from this ailment may be taken to the trangromery ward.
cervalence: v. to actively seek out hidden beers.
incendepenne: v. to have one's member burned away by members of the mafia.
pleitchoutoulay: n. the tendency to experience panic attacks while crossing Lake Pontchatrain, possibly out of fear of the dreaded Pontchapus!
crosectalyze: v. to create leafvein-like structures on the tissues of animals while dissecting them in sub-freezing temperatures.
bargs: 1) n. hairy pustules formed on the knees of Vikings. 2) int. an angry interjection common among blue-collar repair workers of all kinds.
words and definitions by Pete Fetterman, Emilie Anderson, and Justin Lamar Nix.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
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